"If you choose to not wear deodorant, do not stand by me!"

I am thinking of making this saying into a t-shirt and wearing it every morning on the subway. For some reason, I have been cursed to have the smelliest rides this week.
I can attribute it to several factors:

• it is summertime, so there are a lot of extra tourists which in turn make the subways more crowded
• there is a lot of track work going on. I ride the 4/5 line and there are delays and again, extra crowding occurs
• it's getting hot outside, so people are sweating more

Am I a magnet for stinky men or bad-breathed women? I would venture to say that at LEAST 80% of the people that ride the subways in the morning are going to work - do these people not groom themselves? I can't imagine having to work all day with a stinky sir or ma'am.

Anyway, a bit of advice - please, if you are going to be in close proximity with other people, as in a crowded subway ride, just take a shower, put on deodorant, or do something to cover up the body odor that nobody wants to smell!