On Monday I was heading home from the library and was about to get on the subway when this sir was trying to get my attention...Miss...MISS...
So, finally I turn around.
sir: "You have hypnotized me under your spell, Your wish is my command. What do you wish for me to do?"
Me: "I wish you would go away." I turned and was beginning to walk away when I hear
Sir: "But you still have 2 more wishes..."
hahaha
I have to give him 1 point for creativity, however, he was still really annoying.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?" Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we're liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
-by Marianne Williamson
Since you don't know on which day success will occur, you'd better be ready every day.
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"If you hear a voice within you say, 'You are not a painter,' then by all means paint…and that voice will be silenced."
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Since you don't know on which day success will occur, you'd better be ready every day.
- Jeffrey Gitomer
"If you hear a voice within you say, 'You are not a painter,' then by all means paint…and that voice will be silenced."
— Vincent Van Gogh
2 comments:
Um wait, are you serious. I'm DYING laughing right now. Tell me you really said "I wish for you to go away". That is downright hilarious.
Member when you had the meanest taskmaster for a professor ever?
Where did you come from? How do you seriosuly say the things you say? My big regret, that I havn't been there to listen and then witness the response . Lame, save some crazy for me, would you? You kill me!
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